What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
Thank god the bicycalist i hit was on drugs
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
My roommate is downstairs drunk, smoking, and listening to a self help DVD. Please dear God don't let this be the Ghost of Christmas Future.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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