We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Getting a lap dance from a girl you went to high school with really isn't as awkward as you'd think
And she called me out by name, nothing could have made it more awkward but it ended up not being that bad
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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