Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
North Korea, Best Korea!
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I want a shirt that says, "I'm sorry for the things I said when it was Taco Tuesday"
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
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