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oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing

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(313): oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing http://tfl.nu/2oov

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talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts

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(805): talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts http://tfl.nu/n18o

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just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?

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(217): just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom? http://tfl.nu/rbqh

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I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.

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(317): I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me. http://tfl.nu/s4ft

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I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"

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(954): I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!" http://tfl.nu/l7rl

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he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.

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(+44): he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway. http://tfl.nu/6dio

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A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".

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(647): A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe". http://tfl.nu/rgh4

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Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.

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(541): Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either. http://tfl.nu/a1p0

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isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?

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yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.

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next time on intervention

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(519): isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks? (416): yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off. (519): next time on intervention http://tfl.nu/rnty

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Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.

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(805): Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency. http://tfl.nu/lpqm

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then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.

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(919): then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building. http://tfl.nu/wz5k

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I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.

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(406): I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way. http://tfl.nu/wnl7

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There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.

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(423): There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears. http://tfl.nu/uyth

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Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.

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(785): Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ. http://tfl.nu/krx2

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i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.

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(928): i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice. http://tfl.nu/k07n

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