So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
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My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
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The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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