I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
Barsexuality is the new black.
I'm lit.While shaving my legs I pretended the razor was a tractor cutting down corn. Noises included.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
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