Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
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Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
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I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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