HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
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You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Had no idea what his name was when I woke up. Went through his desk, found his tax records. Ben. And loaded.
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Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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