at FSU your more likely to get an STD than a parking spot
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
Dong worry about me. I just cashed bottle of wine when I found out he was in town, I'm being dramatic. I'll text you tomorrow when I'm sober and my face stops bleeding
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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