Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
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Just hit on a fat chick so shed buy me a drink. Then i walked away. Nice to see how the other half lives.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I'm sorry I murdered your sperm with my alcohol saturated Olympic uterus.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
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It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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