birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I have an explanation for how we got this drunk this fast... but you wont like it. We are officially in complete liver failure.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Well now you know my birthday fantasy: gangbang consisting of men wearing NPR pledge t-shirts.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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