Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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