Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
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how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
my dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for sunday brunch next week. you in?
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
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I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
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