I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
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He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
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For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I need a hoe opinion
go on
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
Yeah, I'm pretty glad I chose you to have drunken, sloppy birthday sex with.
That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
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