Small penises have feelings too.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
Im going to bed. I'm seeing 7 of everything and my world smells like gravy
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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