Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
My math professor just asked us to draw the graph of the derivative of our drunkenness from friday to sunday. Dear Jesus this looks bad.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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