i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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