atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
You asked me what the point was. Told me your were dying alone and then had me take you and Wendy's where you bought 3 meals and ate them in about 10 minutes saying you didn't care if you got fat...
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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