Sry I called you an 8
i'm listening to "transmissions" by The Tea Party from like '97 and waxing my legs. fuck i'm awesome in my alone time
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
After you bought Jesus' name tag off him at the Mexican restaurant you commenced to stumbling around the lobby showing anybody who would listen what would Jesus do.
Stop giving me tequila.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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