I only kidnapped one of them. chill
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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