thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
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If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
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I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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