He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
When I told my mom I was having a rough time, she responded with "pop a xanax, take a nap, and when you wake up all will be right with the world." My mom is finally starting to shape up.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
We're the kind of people who ruin family vacations
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Your drunk self managed to not pee on anyone's bed
Go me
I'm actually proud
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