I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
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The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Well she just peed in a pot and is now trying to boil it
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
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Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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