he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
If I don't go to Australia I'm using that towards a new car. If I do I'll use it to buy a koala.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Things change once you put a ring on it. 5 years ago if I had morning wood she would have gone nympho on that. Now I am just lucky if she touches it rolling when we sleep.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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