I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
you traded sex for a burrito?
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
I'm going to give you the best blowjob of your life. And yes you can use my mom's printer.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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