Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
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