i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
He says he won't get serious until he screws an Asian and a virgin. I should just place an ad on Craig's List
Wanted: female 18-24 of Asian or partial Asian descent to fuck my ginger boyfriend. Must be willing and able to fake virginity. No emotional connection needed, just sex, just once. Further contact post sex not needed (or particularly desired)
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
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