I can tuck mytits in my pants
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
23 Bisexuals Confess The Biggest Differences Between Dating People Of Each Sex
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
These 25 Ruthless Teachers Embarrassed Their Students
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun