literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Why do all my exes just become Tom Hanks in Castaway?
That's a fantastic question. And an odd set of criteria to meet if wanting to date you.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
Randomize
