Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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