how can u be prego again
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
Randomize
