Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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