I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
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