ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
I just ate part of my sock, this has got to stop.
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