i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
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I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
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This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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