Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
COCAINE IS GR8
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
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