escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
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