ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
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I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
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put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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