I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
i asked a few people if they wanted to make pancakes with me but no one would. thats why i'm drunk by myself right now
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I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
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Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
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