No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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