why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
soo... how was my night?
Someone sitting next to me at this football game is totally eating chicken nuggets out of his pocket and drinking four loko. I wanna be him.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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