How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
So, looks like I managed to leave my bra in the boardroom after all the sex. FML.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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