so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
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Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
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we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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