do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
he was uncircumcised...I HAVE NOT YET REACHED THAT SKILL LEVEL OF DICK
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
Tim said I dropped my taco in a puddle and still ate it.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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