i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
He sent me a picture of a gas station condom and said "we probably shouldn't use this but if I was to impregnate someone on accident I'd want it to be you"
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
i think im in europe. pls send help
I think we have some hyper-understanding of each other when drunk, because looking back at our text convo from last night, they were literally just jumbled letters.
Randomize
