where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
I got written up at work for smelling like sex and vodka. Still not sure how they put that into professional terms.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
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