I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
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