that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Drunkness level: fluent in olde norse
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
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