how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
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Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
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Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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