so explain again why im purple
no
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
when i went to the store to buy my pregnancy test they were giving carnations to all the moms and they gave me one and said "just in case"
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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