fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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