better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
you made out with another girl for some wings
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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