There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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