Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
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Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
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I AM VODKA MAN
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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