Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
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i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
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He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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