I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
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He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
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I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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